Camaro Minute 

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.

Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.

Camaro Minute by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011

Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.

"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."

Josh minute by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013

Minus 8 

Minus 8 is a person who creates animated porn of characters from video games, TV cartoons, movies, etc. You'll find his videos on pornhub, most likely, or other websites like that. You could find it on YouTube but with all of the "inappropriate parts" cropped out by other YouTubers. Whatever it is that Minus 8 posted that you saw, your childhood will probably be ruined.

I actually have no idea what Minus 8's gender is

Minus 8 by A_single_bean June 5, 2019

5 Minute Crafts 

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.

8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)

5 Minute Crafts by jewishburger November 10, 2020

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

I'll be ready in 5 minutes by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

35 minutes ago

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.

Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.

35 minutes ago by thirtyfive March 17, 2009

10 minute ad revenue 

Where a youtuber makes his youtube video 10 minutes long so he/she can put more ads in the video , which in return makes them more money.

Youtuber: Dude you're such a fucking sell out you made your video 10 minutes long just for that 10 minute ad revenue
Youtuber 2: Uhhh No?

10 minute ad revenue by weedsm0k3r36 April 18, 2017