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Millwall Fan

A person that supports a soccer team caled Millwall. These people usually regularly partake in incest. They are often poor and live in caravans. They are the scum of the earth. This type of person is now hard to find as South London is now taken over by blacks.
Your a pikey/tramp/bum/hobo = Your a Millwall fan

Scum=Millwall fans
Millwall Fan by Josh Clarke July 20, 2004

millwall fan

Being one myself, I must agree fully with other definitions that we are a rare breed these days thanks mostly to in-migration of non-whites causing a massive exodus of whites who once lived all over Bermondsey, New Cross and as far afield as Lewisham in great numbers.

Long dead are the days of 20,000 fans travelling to and taking over the Valley - more likely to find a dwindling 1500 sitting on buses up to Watford.

Where is this Millwall fan? South Wales, after evacuating London ahead of the masses of...others.
"a millwall fan is rather like a Man Utd fan - most commonly found living FAR away from where they play"
millwall fan by britishandworried January 29, 2005

Millwall Brick 

This will be used by a VERY GOOD friend of mine if you treat me like shite! so watch out!
Watch out, Mr G's coming down the road and he's gonna lob the millwall brick at you which'll smash your face in! Mwhahaha!
Millwall Brick by Eggbina November 11, 2004

Fuck you, I'm Millwall 

Famous battlecry from Roy Larner delivered right before he charged down three armed terrorists single-handedly, saving dozens of lives by holding them up. The quote is now used whenever someone performs an action that the majority of people wouldn't dare do, whether it's a selfless and heroic act or an act of breaking the rules. "Fuck you, I'm Millwall" basically means you're about to go against the flow, doing what you feel is right even when others would think doing so is madness, as any Millwall fan would do.
"Allahu Akbar!"
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall!"

"Hey, you're robbing this girl!"
"Keep out of this and we won't stab you with these knives we're carrying."
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall!"

"What you're wearing is disrepecting the local culture"
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall"

mallwall 

a very kind and silly person
Everyone in Sarahs class agreed she was a mallwall when she did cartwheels while handing out cupcakes.