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Midtown Clowns 

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.
I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.
Midtown Clowns by Nyukaah January 20, 2010

midtown burrito with extra sour cream

A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.
through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream

Midtown Chilidog

When your casually fucking a well greased urban, private school girl and she's doing all the work (she's on top) and you've set the level of excitement for her with agressive city slut talk and she's so into the moment that she reaches a plateau by climaxing and loosing control (def.> lacking in reticence or power of restraint: a loose tongue;

lax, as the bowels; lacking moral restraint or integrity; notorious for her loose character; sexually promiscuous or immoral; unchaste.) of her bowels as she shits and cums on your chest.
see your own body of work from "The Midtown Chilidog chronicles" circa 1990. (Buckhead Bettys)

Midtown tea party 

Two men giving oral pleasure to each other.
I think nick and Casey had a midtown tea party in the bathroom.

midtown boys 

a gang in midtown omaha consisting of, micheal m, andrew f, ben w, james p, daniel p, eddie p, josh m, andrew h, matt s, nick s, and david c.
midtown boys screwwed over your house
midtown boys by 12 gage August 30, 2004

Midtown Community School

The slutiest school in bayonne maybe the state. Its full of shit and drama, whores, sluts, and prostitutes.
WOW shes a slut. Duh she graduated from Midtown Community School