Merret 

Merret is a tall skinny blonde. She thinks she is the shit but kind of is. A great personality and is also very pretty - the ideal girlfriend (for anyone taller than 6 foot) (and longer than 7 inches)

I somehow became friends with Merret!

Merret by MyManStanTheMan June 30, 2020

merrell twins 

Awesome Youtubers named Veronica and Vanessa Merrell who are really funny and are twins they upload mostly challenge videos to youtube.

I just watched the new Merrell Twins video! It's so funny!!!

merrell twins by Youtubecommentsalltheway September 5, 2016

zack merrick 

Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.

Hey look at Zack Merrick! hes Diddy Kong stomping all over the place

zack merrick by Ryan C L March 10, 2010

married 69 

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

married 69 by jrswam October 1, 2013

Playing The Married Card 

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

Playing The Married Card by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010

Mercie

Mercie is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She’s been through it all, but you’d never know. Her smile lights up the room, she’s always happy. She fights her battles in private, and that’s why she’s so strong. She’s an amazing listener, and loves even her enemy’s. She is the greatest example of patience and speaks life to everyone she meets. She’s the funnest person to be around, definitely the life of the party. Has questionable taste in guys but truly deserves the world. She’s the type of person to ask if you want something from starbucks, and get you something anyways even when you say no. If you ever meet a Mercie, never let her go.

Mercie is so sweet!
I love Mercie!

Mercie by doesitmatterlol April 16, 2020

meriel 

A Meriel is a girl who is naturally full of life, fun loving and generally kind and thoughtful. Always moving, never dull, the life of the party and everyone knows her. Other girls are often jealous of her natural ability to be friendly and fun.

Wow, she is such a Meriel, I wish I was like her.

meriel by S. Weinstein July 16, 2008