matress man 

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

matress man by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

matress wars 

When 2 homosexuals have a slap battle on a mattress

matress wars

matress wars by goatnoob10 February 13, 2021

flesh matress 

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

flesh matress by clc May 8, 2004

Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

frat matress 

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.

My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.

frat matress by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004

Skater Matress 

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

Skater Matress by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005