Marinating a cat 

verb. To smoke a joint

May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison

A: Can't come out tonight, I'm marinating a cat

A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.

A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly

Marinating a cat by TheCatMarinator August 12, 2010

marinatin

Kickin it' or waiting to do something.

Yo, I will be maranatin until you call me back.

marinatin by Noah February 27, 2005

Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

Machination by My_Real_Name_420 June 13, 2016

Mazination 

A massive shlong that is bigger than 20inches

Omg hollies mazination is so big wtf

Mazination by Massiveshlong May 26, 2019

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

sado-mastication by donkey shave January 30, 2010

marination 

The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...

"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....

marination by s simonis December 9, 2004

Premature Marination 

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

Premature Marination by JamesFoo March 26, 2022