mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014

Murshed 

A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.

Hey it's Murshed!

Murshed by "My Name's Joeff" February 22, 2021

Maished

A term used to describe profuse intoxication where the individual has lost all ability to control their bodily functions.

wow, that guy is so maished

lets get maished this weekend

this guy is always maished

Maished by big T's December 2, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

mashed 

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

mashed by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

mashed spaghetti by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017

mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker

timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride

mashed potato ride by dlove11201 January 27, 2010