Crisis Wall Management 

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011

Penguins Of Madagascar 

Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.

The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions

Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?

Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly

At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!

Penguins Of Madagascar by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Modest! Management 

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.

Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.

Modest! Management by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013

speak to the manager 

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.

person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...

speak to the manager by guy who defined a word or two September 15, 2020

mamagayo

Very popular amongst crew members in cruise ships, this word means "lazy", someone who's always trying to get away with not doing their duties. Comes from tagalog (language spoken in the Phillipines)

Steven is always late for work. What a mamagayo!

mamagayo by Phulanow December 18, 2007

Managon 

Tedious joke name for a vehicle for hipsters.

The vehicle of choice for "Sponsored" round the world trips.
filmed for, and thrust upon an unwilling public to sate a relentless appetite for attention.

However it likely won't be mot'd this century. #vanlife #hipster #bohemian

#I've been building a managon for my vanlife holidays.

Managon by Danmetallic November 15, 2017

Manager 

The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.

The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen...

Manager by ReeMcFace May 24, 2019