Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

Maintenance Beers by Major Awesome April 2, 2010

maintenance control 

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

maintenance control by 231night crew August 18, 2009

maintenance strokes 

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

maintenance strokes by home movies October 31, 2014

maintenance fuck 

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

maintenance fuck by JDub789 November 29, 2014

maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.

"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."

maintenance drinking by captainlarry February 9, 2010

Maintenance drinks 

The execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circumstance of hangover

Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover

Maintenance drinks by Pregnant man November 27, 2014