A Lurkey is the "encouraged" crossbreed of a
llama and a turkey found chiefly in the North
American Wilderness. It is not a very social
creature, and is commonly lurking solo just out of range of other animals' territory. It it prefers to lurk in the shadows as an observer.
Uninformed
individual: "What is a Lurkey? A lion and a turkey?"
Scientist: "Guess Again."
Uninformed individual:"A lemur and a turkey?"
Scientist: "No, it is actually a
llama and a turkey."
Now informed individual: "Why is it called a Lurkey?"
Scientist: "The lion and lemur did not result in a successful
hybrid. We tried"