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Sausage Lozenge 

A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.

*May cure any number of other ailments.
Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.
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Liquor Lozenge 

Something to grease the throat and make ripped ass liquor slip down to flytown.
If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.
Liquor Lozenge by Ellis August 21, 2004

cock lozenge 

An arcane sexual maneuver, in which a man inserts his dangler into his partner's mouth just before orgasm and allows the semen to run down his partner's throat, coating the esophagus with luscious man-sauce. Though the "Afghani Ricola," as it was originally called, originated in underground clubs in Kabul, it has found its way into experimental alternative medicine as a treatment for chronic esophagitis.
With the exponentially increase prescription drug cost, many low-income seniors have turned to cock lozenges to treat chronic throat conditions.
cock lozenge by Boris Svetlana August 22, 2006

throat lozenge

when a member of homosexual intercourse sticks his dick up his partner's throat, (while his partner is on his knees) and touches the pallad with the head of his dick slowly brushing in and out and soothing his partner's throat.
Jake: my throat hurts so much.
Matt: did Brad give you a throat lozenge last night?
throat lozenge by masterofcock September 30, 2013

cock lozenge 

A cock lozenge is when you JAM your penis down a sick pedrsons throat and ejaculate on their tonsils!
I gave roland a hot, saucy cock lozenge. LOL.
cock lozenge by QUADROPED June 11, 2006

Douche lozenge

a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.
Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.
Douche lozenge by brwnshuga October 26, 2010

Air Lozenge 

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.
Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.
Air Lozenge by Niger Tits February 1, 2016