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Lockensmur

Lockensmur means the day after tomorrow.
Two days into the future. If today is Wednesday, lockensmur would be Friday.
A. Are you going to the big party lockensmur?
B. Sadly, I won't be able to go because I have to go to my niece's birthday party lockensmur.
A. Oh, I wish you could come.

Y. They are opening the videogame store tomorrow, and all of the good games will probably be gone by lockensmur.
Z. Ugh, I won't be able to get a good game because I only get my allowance on lockensmur.
Lockensmur by tinyperson May 18, 2022
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loserism 

The style of being a loser, to be a loser, to act like a loser does.
*Callan makes a retarded noise/impersonates Ali G badly
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.
loserism by Tom/Brydie May 19, 2005

Rockerism 

Rockerism is the belief that having a good time is more important than anything. People who believe in Rockerism (Rockerists) do not discuss religion or politics. This is done because they understand that these issues bring about endless arguing. It's about forgetting the things that separate you from the person sitting next to you. That's Rockerism.

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"Rockerism is the easiest way to live."
Rockerism by King Crazy October 27, 2007

lickerish allsort 

"he was very partial to my lickerish allsort and I did nothing to discourage him"
lickerish allsort by Spycho August 4, 2003
When someone is kept on lock down by a member of the opposite sex. When questioned about this person however they will deny any involvment.
YOUR ON LOCKERS, every day lunch with her, But shes not even your girl.
Lockers by kingof93 August 22, 2011

Lockeroom Predator 

A person who is a pedophile in the lockeroom
A person got whipped in the butt with a shirt that is a lockeroom predator.
Lockeroom Predator by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Lactose Lockers 

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”
Lactose Lockers by jyan jovell July 20, 2022