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Law of Scientific Liquidity

The principle that science is like the liquid state—fluid, adaptive, taking the shape of whatever container it occupies while maintaining its essential nature. A liquid conforms to its vessel; science conforms to its subject matter, its cultural context, its historical moment. It flows around obstacles, seeps through cracks, finds its level. The Law of Scientific Liquidity recognizes that science is not a solid monument but a flowing river—always moving, always changing, always the same in its essence (the pursuit of understanding) while infinitely various in its expression.
Example: "She watched how science flowed differently through different cultures—Western emphasis on control and prediction, Indigenous emphasis on relationship and observation. The Law of Scientific Liquidity explained: science takes the shape of its container, but it's still science. Different forms, same essence. The river flows through many landscapes; it's still water."
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Law of Logical Liquidity

The principle that logic is like the liquid state—fluid, adaptive, taking the shape of whatever container it occupies while maintaining its essential nature as valid inference. Logic flows through different domains—mathematics, law, science, everyday life—taking the shape of each while remaining itself. It's not a solid monument but a flowing river, always moving, always changing, always the same in its essence. The Law of Logical Liquidity recognizes that logic's power lies in its fluidity, its ability to adapt without losing identity.
Example: "He watched logic flow through different cultures—Western emphasis on deduction, Eastern tolerance for paradox, Indigenous integration of narrative. The Law of Logical Liquidity explained: logic takes the shape of its container, but it's still logic. Different forms, same essence—the river of reason flowing through many landscapes."

Litquidity

The work-hard, play-hard Wall Street lifestyle comprised of incredibly long work hours, overanalyzing everyday situations, getting lit, and exuding prestige over peers.
Chad's friends needed to be convinced in order to go out to the bars, so he prepared a Litquidity Analysis supported by proprietary data to illustrate.
Litquidity by djdsol69 April 4, 2018

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Load Liquidator 

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
Load Liquidator by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

liquidious 

(Adjective) Li-cwidy-is or Lick-widy-es large concentration of wetness/moisture/lubrication; Smooth, or something that moves smoothly;
A conversation or topic involving something very wet or smooth: "Wow, that dismount was liquidious!"
"Bobby found Sally to be quite liquidious"
liquidious by The_Awesomest February 22, 2008

Nocturnal liquidation 

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.