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Lexington High School 

Lexington High School, also known as LHS, is a public high school in historical and overpriced Lexington, Massachusetts. It is known for its oustanding education, but also for the unusual high levels of stress. Some public schools, like UMass, and even some private schools, are easier than LHS. Many students fall into the traps of overburdening themselves with Honor and AP level classes, varsity sports, and all sorts of clubs. Even with all of its amazing awards, their football team sucks. They don't even have homecoming. A lot of the sterotypes are reversed here. The cheerleaders are kinda homely. A lot of the track runners are smart. The nerds don't get shoved into lockers, etc. Except a lot of people make fun of the "tree kids" or the Goths. GSA is very popular, too. And for some reason, a good portion of the student population don't judge the potsmokers, also known as the "corner kids". The school also allows upperclassmen to go off campus, during their "free blocks". Ironically, the people who are taking all honors and AP don't go off campus and instead go to the library. House parties for LHS students can range from casual to all out. Drinking and drugs are sometimes involved too.
While his GPA could be a 4.0 at any other school, Alex's GPA is only a 3.33 at Lexington High School.
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brother-in-lawing 

1. Two or more people taking it easy on each other in order to not get hurt or suffer harsh consequences.

2. Most people do not like or care for their brother-in-law, so they are falsely nice to them.
Two teammates are lazily going through football drills.

Coach: Dag nabbit, y'all two quit brother-in-lawing it and hit each other!
brother-in-lawing by jb55 November 25, 2013
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Frederick william james lewin

A boy who is very posh and likes to sweat fortnite. He is also posh and says loo and tea
I just got killed by a frederick william james lewin

quick lewinsky 

A blow job.

Originally sourced from South Park, Season 15 Episode 11. References Monica Lewinsky.
And what about you my fair lady? Can I trouble you for a quick lewinsky?
quick lewinsky by zzing October 29, 2011

Monica Lewinsky'd 

To ejaculate. The term was coined in the Beyoncé song 'Partition'
'He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown'

Lexington High School 

a public high school in Lexington, MA. often referred to as the "Harvard of the Public Schools" because of its vigourous academics, consistency in turning out graduates who go to ivy league schools, and the fact that a lot of the students are children of professors at the Boston-area colleges (i.e Harvard.) Walking down the halls is like a northface catelog, with a few scattered pot smokers and GSA members with dyed hair. There is also a very large Asian population, a large portion of which sit in commons 2, the second cafeteria that all the super smart/instrument playing kids sit in. Everyone is secretly jealous of them because of their mad skills. Ocapella kids are pretty popular the soccer team is way more glorified than the football team, which as seen as kind of a joke. to be fair to the members of the team, the football field doesn't even have lights. Most kids dont get enough sleep, and every teacher thinks they are the only teacher the kids have, and therefore give a shitton of homework. It is a good place to go to school if you are an insomniac who loves homework and hasn't seen Friday night lights.
person 1: Do you think we should invite Dave to the patriots game?
person 2: nah. he goes to Lexington High school, so he doesn't know what football is, and will probably bring his physics flash cards and try to quiz us inbetween plays.
person 1: good call

josiah leming 

Josiah Leming was a contestant on season 7 of American Idol. He made it to Hollywood and did fairly well, but was not chosen to be one of the top 24. He is a skilled song writer and has posted several videos of his work on YouTube (username ohjaimes78). He was also a guest on the Ellen Degeneras Show where he performed his song "To Run".
Josiah Leming will have a record deal in no time.
josiah leming by Olshan February 19, 2008