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Statute of Limitations 

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

Statue of Limitations 

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

Lanvitational 

It's the natural combination of:

Lan and Invitational

A Lan party restricted to invited participants.
"I got invited to SDS's Lanvatational, no n00bs or lamers will be there."
Lanvitational by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

the levitating nasty 

the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.
Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...

Text Limitation 

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

Levitating 

Levitating, song by dua lipa that is strangely addicting. The song is so bad that It’s good. the beat is guaranteed to put u in a good mood. People say the song has crack in it cause it’s just that good.
Left foot, right foot, levitating.