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Lesbonista 

A straight girl who hangs with lesbians, has lesbian bff's, and parties with lesbians. She drags her lesbian friends to straight bars so she can do eye exercises on hot guys, but can also bring down the house at the lesbian bar and not be turned on in the least by all of the femme fatales around her.
At a hip mixed lesbian bar in LA:

Bev: Who's the fun-loving hottie?

Yvette: She's a friend of Vi's, but she's a lesbonista!

Bev: Damn, why is it that all the gorgeous, fun women are straight?
Lesbonista by Lovin' Livin' May 19, 2011
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lesbionest 

To be honest about being lesbian.
Shelly: Hey, girls! *grabs Marie's ass*
Marie:*gasp*
Bella: Lesbionest here Shelly, are you lesbian?
Shelly: Uhh... Yes. And I like both of you.
Bella: Well, its good to be honest but, were straight. Sorry.
Marie: Speak for your self.
Bella... :O

Lesbohemian 

(n) A lesbian hippy. Lesbohemians are typically experimental lesbians during college.. and usually go back to men after a while.
Cassandra was a typical Lesbohemian, always wearing Grateful Dead Tshirts, attending anti-war rallies, and eating bearded clams, until after graduation when she grew tired of Seafood and went back to sausage.
Lesbohemian by poontang October 18, 2006

lesbometer 

lesbian meter, (similar to gaydar)

pronounced like 'odometer' or 'altimeter', this word is that certain "spidey sense" that lesbians are present
"When I saw those two women talking my lesbometer went nuts."
lesbometer by bmw March 1, 2005

lesbonia 

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles
Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"
lesbonia by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

Lesbanese 

A lesbian.

Who also happens to be lebanese.
Hey she's lebanese!

She's also a lesbian!

SHE'S LESBANESE! =o
Lesbanese by Beccahr July 27, 2007

Non-Lesbonic 

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)
Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.