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lantern brothers 

Two men who share a fleshlight. Coined by Katie-Ellen Humphries during Gentleman Hecklers screening of Green Lantern in Rio Theatre.
Whoops, I did not know it was your fleshlight! I guess we are lantern brothers now!

Lantern deuce 

Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
Lantern deuce by Mean1 April 5, 2019

lantern palace 

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.
“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
funny joke.”
lantern palace by sgmcaspchgm September 4, 2022

Crack O' Lantern 

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer 

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.
Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

old brooklyn lantern 

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.
Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"