fapama porn laden 

The title awarded to one that is so good at fapping to porn that they can stealthily achieve this task with family members within 20 feet of their fap-facility

Oh man I fapped so hard last night

weren't your parents home? and dont you live in a one room shack?

Yeah but im fapama porn laden...

fapama porn laden by billybobthorton543534 July 7, 2010

Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"

Bin Laden Cocktail by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011

Bin Laden Butt Fuck 

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

Bin Laden Butt Fuck by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011

bin laden weed

The term "Bin Laden Weed" orignates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia song of the same name. While the 3-6 Mafia claims that Bin Laden weed consists of a mixture of three diffferent sub-species of cannibus, the term is largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro or otherwise very kind weed.

"I'm smokin on that fuckin Bin Laden"

bin laden weed by B-Geezy May 27, 2004

Usama Bin Laden 

How Fox News spells Osama.

Usama Bin Laden is dead.

Usama Bin Laden by their pseudonym May 24, 2011

Osama Bin Laden is dead 

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.

New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

Osama Bin Laden is dead by jouschwabalos May 25, 2011

Dirty Bin Laden

A full fecal beard, which is received when motorboating a girl's butt cheeks.

Dude, I gave myself a Dirty Bin Laden when I was motorboating Michelle last night!

Dirty Bin Laden by ZEBRA-NINER June 18, 2010