Lactation Lettuce 

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

Lactation Lettuce by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

lactating male 

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

lactating male by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

Lactation by Tom May 2, 2003

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

erotic lactation 

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!

Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!

erotic lactation by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014

Lactation Lettuce III 

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

Lactation Lettuce III by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

lacitate

Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.

Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU

lacitate by TheEvan January 28, 2008