kale-bag 

A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).

Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."

Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."

Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"

kale-bag by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013

kaleah

a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.

person 1-i wish i had a kaleah

person 2-me too, they're so awesome

kaleah by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014

Kaileigh

Kaileigh is a wonderful girl.she is a daymaker. Kaileigh has some thicc ass thighs and a good personality. She is the type of girl to be really shy but deep down is a hella freaky girl.She is a very good friend and is defiantly girlfriend material. She is an outgoing person and has a biggo ass. Kaileigh is always there for you when you need her.She can be really talkative and funny. she always wears something cute and always gets shy when she is by her crush or someone cute.She has a personality that makes everyone smile. She loves spending quality time with her friends & the one she loves.kaileigh is a pretty lit ass girl.Shes beautiful and is always down for an adventure. She has a great humor and is just a wonderful person.Kaileigh is usually in the popular side of the school and gets along with mainly anyone.But dont get to clingy,she will fight a bitch if she has too.Besides being on her bad side ,She is very nice and just a gourges girl in general. If she is your friend your a lucky person.

"Dude kaileigh has some thicc thighs"
"Omg I love kaileigh so much!"
"Shes such a good friend"

Kaileigh by Bitchniggas12220 October 18, 2018

kaele 

A sweet girl who can come off as tacky and spoiled, until you get to know her. She has a delicate heart and breaks down easily, and though she may sound harmless, if you get on her bad side, she will do everything possible to make your life a living hell.

Person 1: Hey Allen? I’m going on a date with Kaele tonight.
Allen: DON’T YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART.

kaele by LeafpoolNight August 3, 2019

Karleigh 

A sweet and caring person who can really annoy you.She's always fun to be around and has a really bubbly and athletic personality.Most of them have really athletic bodies.I think they're cute,adorable (except in the mornning).

Wren:Hey girl
Karleigh: SHUT UP!!!
Wren:Girl chill.What's wrong?
Karleigh: IT'S 9:00 A.M!!!
Wren:At least you looking cute. lol

Karleigh by Aubblez79 August 7, 2017

Kailey 

Kailey is a kick-ass girl who knows what she wants and doesn't take shit from anybody. she marches to the beat of her own drum. She may seem cold or rude on the outside but trust me shes a sweetheart when you get to know her. Shes pretty but doesn't know it. She doesn't care who you are if she doesn't like you she will confront you. She may look too short or too small to hurt you but trust me this girl has more fight in her than it seems. Kaileys tend to be very closed off so if you are close to a Kailey your one in a million. Shes had a hard life but shes gotten through it all with her head held high. If your searching this cause you like a Kailey just tell her. But be careful if you get her because she may seem fine but on the outside but on the inside shes broken. She can put on a front but people close to her know whats up. She is the most beautiful girl inside and out, shes smart sexy and takes what she wants. She is pretty badass.

Boy: " Did you see the fight this morning?"
Boy 2: " Lemme guess, Kailey again?"
Boy1:" Yeah someone made her friend cry."

Girl 1:" Omg did you see Kailey today she looks so good"
Girl 2:" I know! I have to ask her where she got that top."

Kailey by PaMeLo April 14, 2019

Kalea

Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!

Boy 1: Hey, I think I am gonna ask Kalea out. Do you think she'll say yes?
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.

Kalea by anaandbh June 1, 2018