jilted lover 

A person that has been dumped somewhat randomly. Often the person starts drama with whomever dumped him/her and tries to play the victim when actually the other person is and tries to play a heartbreaker at the same time so it gives it away that they're still hurt.

One of my friend's ex-boyfriends is still upset four months after the break up. He keeps making up b.s. about her and saying that he broke up with her. Omg, he won't admit that he's a wreck without her. He's just a loser, nothing more than a jilted lover.

jilted lover by xXx_Cassie_xXx February 2, 2007

throat jolter 

when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space

That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me

throat jolter by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

jilted 

When someone is engaged, but then is dumped. Sometimes the "jilters" are runners(never showing up to the wedding).

Fucking Preps #1: "Did you hear about Jill? She got JILTED!!!"
Fucking Preps #2: "OMG!!!!!!! By who?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Fucking Preps #1: "Tom, that geek who invented myspace!"
Fucking Preps #2: "We have awesome lives!"
Fucking Preps #2: "yeps!!! Everyone lurves me!!"
(i hate preps. deal with it.)

jilted by miss mandy July 20, 2007

Jolled 

Either really high from drugs or left somewhere

‘I jollled on him’ or ‘I’m jolled off that weed’

Jolled by verley September 24, 2021

joltzdude139 

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Gamer man gub joltzdude139

joltzdude139 by BO4SUCKS April 24, 2022

Jolied 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend gets stolen by someone else.

Oooh girl, I knew she was going to getjolied. That girl is too trusting.

Jolied again. For shame.

We met during filming. Friends first, then I joliedhim. His name is Brad. Maybe you've heard of him?-from an anonymous source

Jolied by Bokchoygurl August 14, 2012

Jolten callout 

giving someone a exact opposite location of a person even when the person hears him directly where they hear him.

"guys in Garage" says Phish. Guys is in red the whole time. Someone else in call " that was a jolten callout"

Jolten callout by SoloYT November 18, 2020