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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

Jackson Day 

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

Percy jackson syndrome 

Founded from the movie percy jackson and the olympians the lighting theif. When a movie, show, or any kind of media strays so far from the original source material that other than the names it's unrecognizable to thew fans.
fullmetal alchemist fan: WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY GOT PERCY JACKSON SYNDROME!

non fan: how so?

fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother

Tom JacksonChase

Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.
Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.
Tom JacksonChase by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022

jackson felt 

the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!
friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗

Michael Jackson Syndrome 

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.
"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."