Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time

person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick

Matt Jacking it by Roo Barb June 19, 2008

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jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

jacking off by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

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Jackeline

Jackeline stands for a person that is incredibly breathtaking and could easily be considered one of the new world wonders. She is the funniest person around and she’s always carrying the most beautiful smile on her face!

She is very open minded and always ready to listen and give advice where it is needed!

She has the attitude of a Queen which she is born to be!

She is good at cooking even though she doesn’t admit it!

Jackeline stands for a person that is one of the hugest Transformers fans!
She is also incredibly beautiful and the sexy and she carries herself around with confidence and charm!

She is a person that could easily be the best friend you’ve been looking for, the one true love, the soulmate and everything you’ve ever looked for if you are worth it!

Dude, I won the Jackie-pot with Jackeline!

She’s a dancer but she can also fight like Jackie Chan!

Jackeline by ThereIsPoetryInCuddling November 11, 2019

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tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

tongue jacking her shitbox by romdo308 October 6, 2013