Isai is the Mexican Reddit kid who smells like tortillas and probably never took a shower. He is the person to name every Clash of Clan character off the top of their head. He also is in a trash friend group with 3 other douche bags. He shows 0 attraction towards everything and probably is Asexual.

Shane Johnson: Oh you play Clash of Clans? Name every trooper.
Isai Garcia: Barbarian
Archer
Giant
Goblin
Wall Breaker
Balloon
Wizard
Healer
Dragon
P.E.K.K.A
Baby Dragon
Miner
Electro Dragon
Yeti (Yetimite)Ice Wizard
Battle Ram (Barbarian)
Pumpkin Barbarian (Barbarian)
Giant Skeleton
Skeleton Barrel (Skeleton)
El Primo
Party Wizard
Royal Ghost
Minion
Hog Rider
Valkyrie
Golem (Golemite)
Witch (Skeleton)
Lava Hound (Lava Pup)
Bowler
Ice Golem
HeadhunterRaged Barbarian
Sneaky Archer
Boxer Giant
Beta Minion
Bomber
Baby Dragon
Cannon Cart
Night Witch (Bat)
Drop Ship (Skeleton)
Super P.E.K.K.A
Hog Glider (Hog Rider)

Isai Garcia by Maybe_Revolver_Ocelot November 2, 2020

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Daddy Master Isaiah

A guy who everyone loves, relies on, and worships. He is a very sexually dominate chad and has fucked almost every hot girl.

Ugly girl: Daddy Master Isaiah, can you PLEASE fuck me?
Daddy Master Isaiah: No, I only fuck hot girls.

Daddy Master Isaiah by JTS2 May 7, 2021

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Isaism

Pronounced Ee-zaigh-ism, Isaism is similar to worshipping the devil. To be an Isaist means to be a capitalist, traitor and a threat to the Communist State. It was propagated by Raspudas, who from time to time has plagued various individuals and has caused them to do evil.

Do not fall to the depths of Isaism. Rasputin and Judas became history's most infamous isaists after Raspudas corrupted them.

Isaism by billythekoolkid May 14, 2017

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isaiah thomas

Short Point GOD. BTW WHAT TIME IS IT?????????????

Damn that short nigga isaiah thomas back at it again with the good game, WHAT TIME IS IT??

isaiah thomas by Migos Translater February 9, 2017