Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.
Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.
Someone who in their free time texts other people useless information that is not wanted or needed.
Someone who day drinks and uses other mood enhancing chemicals and then proceeds to text people who were otherwise having a great day with their family. That person is a total irritant, a disease if you will.