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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"
hot insertion by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008

Tactical Insertion 

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
Tactical Insertion by vantheman November 23, 2009

sick insertion 

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.
sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!
sick insertion by carp April 5, 2004

Team Insertion

the act of forcefully shoving & fitting you and your friends penises in someones vagina/anus with a group of 5 or more people. In short, it's called T.I
John: Dude, why is that girl sitting on a bag of Ice?
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.
Team Insertion by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men
hot insertion by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006

fuck insertion 

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.
I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".
fuck insertion by Drewsski October 8, 2008