illingworth

Noun. The expression on the face of someone taking it in the ass.

Yeah baby, show me your illingworth.

illingworth by anon April 10, 2005

Islington, MA 

The best section of Westwood, MA. A section of Westwood, MA that is tucked away but so close to everything. Islington has one of the most prestigious elementary schools, Downy, fantastic access to the Rt 1 and 128. The average resident is upper-class, mostly white and upwardly mobile. Real estate tends to hold its value very well.

I wish we could afford to live in Islington, MA. Westwood MA is nice, but Islington is so much better.

Islington, MA by Anonymous 02090 January 24, 2011

illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

illingworth by Phish April 7, 2005

Islington, MA 

A snooty section of Westwood, MA filled with spoiled little brats who run around dressed in their Abercrombie & Fitch clothes, wearing their $100 sunglasses, while driving the car that Daddy bought for them.

Your typical kid from Islington is so stuck up, they think they're the cream of Westwood, itself a town filled with spoiled little brats.

An Islington girl is usually good for one blow-job, but you'll have to buy her expensive trinkets along Newbury Street first.

I know that she's a spoiled little cunt from Islington, MA, but she swallows.

Islington, MA by DaddyBits July 1, 2011

American Idling 

What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol

"I recorded that first album, and it did pretty good. But sales are dropping, I can't get any press, and I guess I feel like I'm American Idling"

American Idling by Kanary K December 17, 2005

Idling 

The process that comes before wheeling. When someone is interested in a person of the apposite sex (or same sex) but feels it is still to early to begin the wheeling process.

friend: Jimmy was all over you!
other friend: yeah but i just feel like it's too soon to begin the wheels, i think i'm gonna try idling.

friend: you should totally wheel tommy!
other friend: no. i'm done with wheeling for now. too complicated. i think i'm going to idle for a while and see where it goes.

Idling by 265345 September 8, 2010

Illingworth

A word often substituted for 'dipshit'.

Ah man why would you do that? You are such an illingworth!

Illingworth by omnomnom123 April 22, 2009