Max Horner mason

a SNAKY bitch
fat & severly clapped
gets all the mens
liked banging decapitated swan heads
stinky nonce

Max Horner Mason just fuckd my 4 year old kid

Max Horner mason by Otter4718 February 7, 2018

Mr Horner 

That fit but strict PE teacher who gives more shits about the right trousers for PE than a student with a broken neck

JIMMEH: DuDe i have Mr Horner for PE
KENNETH: ShIt MaN do you have trousers with no logo, 100% black?
JIMMEH: No..
KENNETH: consider yourself dead

Mr Horner by poopypoopystink September 12, 2021

Mrs Horner 

A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.

Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH

Mrs Horner by fuqboidick October 21, 2017

Cosmic Horner 

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

Cosmic Horner by redrobot September 24, 2005

horny horner 

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).

your so ugly your a horny horner

horny horner by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010

Jack Horner

Character in the movie Boogie Nights, he directs this famous porn scence with Dirt Diggler, and rollergirl, they both are forced to rehearse in front of Jack Horner the day of auditions. Jack Horner's reaction face on that scene was described as a kid in a candyshop.

Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.

Jack Horner by sim_io October 25, 2006

Matthew Horner 

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley

Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow

Matthew Horner by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022