Hoiting 

A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.

"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"

Hoiting by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010

Hobbling 

The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.

The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.

Hobbling by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018

Hobbitting 

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

Hobbitting by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

hobbing off 

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

hobbing off by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

Hobbiliness 

a residual limp after injuring your leg/ankle

"so you can walk on that ankle alright now?" "Yeah, theres some residual hobbiliness, but its not that bad!!"

Hobbiliness by xCassiopeiAx November 18, 2005

Hobbyking 

A professional scam.

You want a hobbyking deal? You'll just have to pay to send back all the faulty products you bought from us.

Hobbyking by I can't think of a username, O February 15, 2017

one eyed hobbling pirate 

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

one eyed hobbling pirate by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016