Matty healy 

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

Matty healy by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Matt Healy 

Matt Healy- is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris in anything he trys.
Last person to impersonate Matt Healy hid in a cave for 3 days.

Matt Healy can wheely on a unicycle.
Matt Healy not only has counted to infinity he has also divided by zero TWICE.

Matt Healy by Joe Granola October 11, 2009

Nathan Big Tits Healy 

the person with the biggest boobs in Bundaberg. Has an amazing best friend with the initials JF and Jon is a NEWB.

My god, Thats Nathan Big tits Healy

Nathan Big Tits Healy by utterpqnage April 29, 2011

Colin Healy and the Jetskis 

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

Colin Healy and the Jetskis by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

Alex Healy 

~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here

Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut

Alex Healy by Anvils February 25, 2020

Glenn Healy 

A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.

Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"

Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."

Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"

Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."

Glenn Healy by Stratego December 22, 2004

austin healy 

Extremely nice sports car. Bling Blingy.

"i drive an austin healy"

austin healy by Bm August 28, 2003