The Harness 

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

The Harness by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

Party Harness 

A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.

The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.

It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.

Party Harness by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010

Courtney Haynes 

A wonderful beatiful creation that God put on this earth

Courtney Haynes went to the mall yesterday.

Courtney Haynes by maleleader112 January 11, 2011

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness 

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

harness lane guys

a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.

these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.

harness lane guys by bryan arz July 4, 2008

Harness-Man 

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

Harness-Man by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

Mule Harness 

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

Mule Harness by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018