hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014

hanging chad 

"Hanging Chad" became popularized from the 2000 presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.

A "chad" is the fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card. Voters in Florida at the time used Votomatic style punched card ballots. So a "hanging chad" is when you punch a hole in the card, and it doesn't punch the whole way leaving a little piece dangling. A "pregnant chad" is when you attempt to punch a hole, but it just leaves a bulge and doesn't actually punch through.

The controversy came about when "hanging chads" and "pregnant chads" weren't counted by the machine. People's votes weren't counted.

Imagine if you take those tests where you have to fill out the circle completely with a number 2 pencil. But you didn't totally fill the circle out and your answer was marked wrong.

I tried to vote for my favorite guy, but it wasn't counted because I didn't punch the card the whole way through. I left a hanging chad.

hanging chad by Ihaveavianflu76 September 16, 2016

hanging dinner 

penis needing to be sucked or fucked

All she wanted was the "hanging dinner"

hanging dinner by evew he September 17, 2003

hanging brain 

The act of pulling one's scrotum (testicles included) through the opening in one's pants or shorts, thus exposing the beauty of one's gonads for all to admire. Named for the remarkable resemblance of the display to a human brain, hanging in the breeze.

Dude was hanging brain at The Coney for almost an hour before he got busted by some chick drinking Yeungling.

hanging brain by Jeff Houser November 5, 2003

Hanging Wenyen 

A statistical unit of measurement for measuring ones penis. It is in reference to star University of Kentucky Forward Wenyen Gabriel. It is optional but not mandatory when "Hanging Wenyen" that you be:

A: High as fuck.
B: Have your 10 inch trouser snake (flaccid) hanging out.
C: Be grinning ear to ear.

D: Holding a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
E: Have a dollar bill tucked into your underwear.

"Dude my dick is so big..."
"Naw bro, you ain't shit, I'm Hanging Wenyen."

Hanging Wenyen by Coreycock April 6, 2017

hanging the elephant 

The act of punishing an animal, child or employee for actions brought about by poor training, poor parenting or poor supervision when there is no retribution for the trainer, parent or supervisor who caused the issue in the first place. The phrase is derived from the hanging of Mary the elephant in Erwin, TN in 1916.

Writing Johnny up for an attitude problem they've ignored for 10 years is like hanging the elephant.

hanging the elephant by dagmar7 March 8, 2010

hanging wheels 

Discreetly positioning yourself so just your testicles are hanging out of your pants in an effort to chat up people as long as possible without them noticing.

Man was that chick upset when she noticed that I was "hanging wheels".

hanging wheels by Bulldog aka hot wheels August 10, 2008