Hallmark hot 

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

Hallmark hot by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018

Hallmark memory 

When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition

Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.

Hallmark memory by DKhighlight November 28, 2013

Hallmark Bitch 

Someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time.

House Arrest: I feel like you don't care for me when you don't cook meth...

Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!

Hallmark Bitch by Chris killer October 31, 2016

hallmark porn 

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

hallmark porn by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

Hallmark holiday 

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

Hallmark holiday by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

Hallmark Movie Syndrome by Eddy L January 27, 2023

Hallmark movie 

The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.

Your mom:i love hallmark movies!
Me:yeahhhhh no. Give me ur husbands number and get out.

Hallmark movie by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021