HMD 

Happy Mother’s Day —thats the only meaning. just happy mothers day. thats it. nothing else.

*via text message*
child: hmd, ily mom
mom: ty ilysm

HMD by happymothersdaymom May 10, 2020

hmd face 

When you have been in Virtual Reality for so long, that when you take off your Head Mount Display, there is a red outline around your face.

After getting out of VR, I looked in the mirror and saw I had an HMD face

hmd face by mcp_driver July 28, 2017

HMDT

How my dick taste?

One of your friends kisses a girl right after she gave you a blow job. Yo,dude HMDT tonite?

HMDT by Flamer401 May 1, 2009

hmdl 

shortcut for ‘alhamdulillah’ which in english means something like ‘thank God’

‘did you pass the test?’
‘yea hmdl bro’

hmdl by nes👀 September 12, 2020

hmdm 

Hit My DM

hmdm for some sexy ass nudes

hmdm by PussyEater3000 November 3, 2015

HMDM 

HMDM is the thing you say to your mom on mother's day because you want your mom to think that you care but you actually don't give a f§ck

-Hi mom can you make me a sandwich

-on mother's day!!

-oh HMDM

The hell??

HMDM by Somin12361 March 31, 2020

HMDC 

How Many Dicks Challenge, or HMDC for short, is an objective grading scale that determines how many dicks could figuratively theoretically fit on a person (usually a girl). There are no real rules except for what it is, that it is determined by people who know the person being graded, and that the number cannot be changed once it is assigned. The HMDC can tell how hot a person is or even how slutty they are, or nothing at all.
The current record is 44.
Some factors to consider are: available surface area (for the dicks), hotness, and annoyingness (this lowers it).

"So what do you think about the girls in our chem class?"
"On the HMDC? Some are 15 some are more like 32."

HMDC by psi42 April 19, 2011