bad groceries 

When a girl has something nasty brewing in her vagina (like an STD).

You definitley don't want to have sex with that chick. She's got some bad groceries...

bad groceries by R.T. Briggs April 29, 2007

eat the booty like groceries 

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

eat the booty like groceries by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

getting groceries 

Eating that ass

#1 Damn her breath smells like duh duh duh duh.
#2 maybe she likes eatin booty.
#1 you mean she like getting groceries?

getting groceries by Ivnik8r July 13, 2017

Dropping off the groceries 

The act of shitting your pants and dropping it off in the toilet later. (Usually occurs in an intense game of world of Warcraft)

Sorry mum, can't help, im Dropping off the groceries.

Dropping off the groceries by Pubic Dreadlocks November 16, 2016

gruberized 

When you have transcended time and space and become the perfect human being, filled with charm, wit, and swager.

Having reached the limits of goodness, Pubert realized he was gruberized.

gruberized by Sir Ron-O April 16, 2003

groceries ate 

oral sex given to a woman.

I caint belive my mother walked in on me while I was gettin my groceries ate.

That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.

groceries ate by H2 August 3, 2005

bag your own groceries 

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males

1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries

bag your own groceries by Venetian December 28, 2008