Greenland 

A fake territory supposedly north of Canada. There is no one who has ever met someone from Greenland or any cultural things from Greenland such as clothing or food. When people think they see Greenland on a map it is the government brainwashing them.

Guy 1: did you hear about the news from Greenland?
Guy 2: no what happened

Guy 1: nothing as always because it’s fake

Greenland by Sexybrownhaireddude May 27, 2018

greenlantern 

master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7

any problems contact my secretary
[e-mail]

im a superhero not a DJ

greenlantern by mike March 16, 2005

Greenlandic people 

Eskimo kindest and #5 ugliest people in the world but beautiful at the same time the strongest people you will ever meet

Kevin: omg I wish I was from Greenland
Greenlandic people: yeah it’s greAt

Greenlandic people by Be_the_FLOW November 13, 2019

Greenlandic Redneck 

Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.

Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq

Greenlandic Redneck by B1I6T9C3H January 11, 2021

greenandgreenandgrey

talented. brilliant. incredible. amazing. show stopping. spectacular. never the same. totally unique.

“Yo, you know who “greenandgreenandgrey” is?”

Yes! They are amazing talented brilliant incredible ,you know that one time what lady Gaga said.

greenandgreenandgrey by beanerpilled April 3, 2021

Greenland 

Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Danish Realm and the world's largest island, located between the Arctic and Atlantic oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago. Though physiographically a part of the continent of North America, Greenland has been politically and culturally associated with Europe (specifically Norway and Denmark, the colonial powers) for more than a millennium, beginning in 986, The majority of its residents are Inuit, whose ancestors migrated from Alaska through Northern Canada, gradually settling across the island by the 13th century. In the early 17th century, Danish explorers reached Greenland again. To strengthen trading and power, Denmark–Norway affirmed sovereignty over the island. Because of Norway's weak status, it lost sovereignty over Greenland in 1814 when the union was dissolved. Greenland became Danish in 1814 and was fully integrated in the Danish state in 1953 under the Constitution of Denmark. With the Constitution of 1953, the people in Greenland became citizens of Denmark.

Africa is a continent, but Greenland is not.

Greenland by The Wanderer of the horizon December 22, 2021

Greenland 

A large island to the east of Canada, full of Eskimos and run by the Danish.

Who the hell cares about Greenland, anyway?

Greenland by Me August 16, 2003