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Governor Livingston High School 

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- How did you get into this mediocre private university, you don’t have a single brain cell?
Person 2- oh, I went to Governor Livingston High School and my parents bought the university a building
Person 1-right.

governor-jerry-brown

She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
governor-jerry-brown by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

Governor Livingston High School 

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey...students from Berkeley Heights and Mountainside go there...its athletic teams are amazing.
Governor Livingston dominated New Providence today in the lacrosse game.

Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.
Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

Governor Bambi 

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.
Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.
Governor Bambi by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Whitmer 

Bob: Damn Governor Whitmer is a fucking bitch. Bill: Tells us something we don't know.
Governor Whitmer by laughmaker5000 October 21, 2020