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gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010

Gooseing 

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).
Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.
Gooseing by ricky diamond February 2, 2017

Goosing for a Jubbing 

When you are searching for something that you really want
Schlatt: “What’s wrong with Tucker?”
Ted: “He’s probably just goosing for a jubbing.”

Flippy Goosing 

Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing
you have been flippy goosing for the last damn time Russell Mullins
Flippy Goosing by St3v3n3aker September 17, 2014

Dublin Goosing

To pop an ice cube down the crack of a persons ass so that it slides down and melts showing through their clothes and creates the shape of a gooses neck between their legs.
I was Dublin Goosing this woman in a bar the other day just to watch her squirm
Dublin Goosing by M February 21, 2015

gloshing 

The act of global shopping, purchasing things from different countries.
I went gloshing online and saved a fortune!
gloshing by onlineglosher May 8, 2009