garcing 

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/

"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."

garcing by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016

wobal garming 

A meme created by our Abraxian lord, Pierre XO, in a voice chat afterparty.

"Why is everything bad?"
"Wobal Garming"

wobal garming by EXO_The_Theorist_Of_Home_Plane February 5, 2019

Garking 

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

gayfinger 

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.

When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!

gayfinger by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011

Garfini 

Y’all rocking with Garfini⁉️

chilling in the cut with Garfini

Garfini by Lil Cockfuck March 23, 2021

French Freckle Garying 

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

French Freckle Garying by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

gaffing her trout 

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

gaffing her trout by loljk12345 March 13, 2015