papa fritz 

some one thats a father figure,one that treats you as an adoptive son.an older person with long hair and a beard that does good things for others. santa clause jerry garcia jesus christ

papa fritz bailed me out, no questions asked. i was going to join a gang, then papa fritz talked me out of it.

papa fritz by blessed with love April 11, 2011

fritzjob

When someone punches an erect penis straight in the tip.

ex. Anthony gave Dan a fritzjob and flattened his erect cock on sight.

fritzjob by connors11s May 4, 2009

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

on the fritz 

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

on the fritz by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Fritz the Cat

A mother-fucking badass.

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.

Fritz the Cat by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011

ben fritz 

A chode of a human being, they may or may not have a chode but their own physical embodiment is one of a chode.

Person 1: Hey there goes Ben Fritz.
Person 2: What a chode.

ben fritz by blahblah42069 July 24, 2020

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear is a fine chap who happens to be. a bit irritable come sundown!

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Person 1: Oh my! The candle has extinguished itself! Why are a pair of oculus malus staring at me with such ferocity!?? Oh my! Thy is Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear, the elegant chap whom is playing that awfully disturbing music! *LeapStartle*

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear by Thy Giraffe February 8, 2022