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Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.
sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!
fitching by celeryisbest November 26, 2009

fetching 

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.
Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.
fetching by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

fetching 

An act of sexual pleasure between two or more homosexual men in wich one cums in another anus. He then puts his lips to orifice and sucks out the cum/shit and spits it into the firsts mans ass, who then swallows with glee
I accidentaly downloaded fetching porn.
fetching by Danny Summ June 17, 2005

fetching 

To be having a threesome (2 girls and a guy) pounding it anal and cum in her asshole and the other girl eats the cum as she squeezes it out...
Man I had this crazy ass threesome the other nite, and this bitch started fetching my girl..
fetching by banru October 16, 2007
A word that is universal can be used in the place of any word. similar to shibby.
Dude your mom was fotchin last night

Your a fotchin bitch
Fotchin by Brittany June 14, 2004
Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.
Fitch: my faulttttt 6 packkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching
Fitching by My Fault May 12, 2011