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Five dollar footlong 

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!
im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

Wagga Wagga Footlong 

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF" 

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

five dollar footlong 

the kind of deals man whores make
You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

Famous footlong

The famous foot long originates from the pedophile from subway. It means jared’s long penis he used to rape kids
You got raped by a famous footlong
Famous footlong by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019

Wal-Mart Footlong 

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.
Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.