Forensic Filed 

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.

Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.

Forensic Filed by Knerm September 21, 2016

failed abortion 

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

failed abortion by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

failed talking stage 

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

failed talking stage by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

Failed Society 

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

Failed Society by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

Failed Pornstar 

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

Failed Pornstar by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Failed Nerd 

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

Failed Nerd by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

failed smile

The look that you get when you know you are defeated or have failed.

When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.

failed smile by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008