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flume ride 

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.
flume ride by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

Zoom flume 

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.
“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy
Zoom flume by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020

lamb flume 

used to describe someone's arse hole
i went to a gaybar once, some guy tried to do me up the lamb flume

Reverse Log Flume 

The Reverse Log Flume is when A girl is balanced on her shoulders and upper back with her legs bent towards her face. A guy is fucking her in the ass while she is shitting and pissing on her own face. The Reverse Log means the girl is geting fucked in the ass because a log (or shit) comes out of the ass, but since the guy is fucking her in the ass its going back in, hense Reverse Log. The flume part actually goes with Log Flume or an amusement park ride in which you get splashed with water in your face at the end. Hense the pissing in her own face part.
Mike - Hey Susie did you finish your chili yet?
Susie- Yes Mike are you going to Reverse Log flume my turtle heading asshole?

beef-flume 

beef-flume by anie July 25, 2003

Amish Log Flume 

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.
Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.