flem chunk 

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

flem chunk by josh June 18, 2006

flem pop (inhale) 

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

flem pop (inhale) by Jordan January 4, 2004

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

FLEM wad by Beezus October 30, 2004

flem flom 

a real small boy with a tiny dick the are closely related to faggots they have quiffs and have addictions to the cutes and pixels in overwatch flem floms are massive pussys and love the D!

that flem flom just touched his dick
guy 1 "he just spanked me"
guy 2 "I know hes such a flem flom"

flem flom by tastic76tttttttttttt November 2, 2017

flem flam 

1.Loose pussy lips
2. The shit cough up when your sick.
3. To rip someone off or scheme someone.
4. A soon to be announced STD.

THAT BITCH DONE CAUGHT THAT FLEM FLAM.

J.J. DONE GOT FLEM FLAMMED.

I JUST COUGHED UP A BIG WAD OF FLEM FLAM.

flem flam by Noflex!!! June 1, 2017

Flem Job 

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

Flem Job by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018

Flem Stem 

After getting a blow job you look at your penis as a flem stem with cum, salivia and flem all over. Then if ur chose put it where u like and grow a tree, and make ur Flem Stem a Flem Tree

My Flem Stem is ready to be planted.

Flem Stem by BIlaeyd May 28, 2009