oceanic flatulation 

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

oceanic flatulation by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION 

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.

Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!

ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION by weave August 10, 2003

Flatulatio 

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.

Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price

Flatulatio by N. Bradley January 9, 2008

intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.

"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."

intracranial flatulation by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Fatlitist 

A fat elitist.

Somebody who is fat but doesn't date other fat people. Somebody who is fat and accepts themselves but looks down on other fat people.

A fat person who only dates stereotypically hot people.

A hypocritical (hippo-critical) fat person with high standards.

A BBW (big beautiful woman) who doesn't date BHM (big handsome men); A BHM who doesn't date BBW.

Hey did you know that Joe had a crush on Rochelle but she told him, "hell to the NO - I am not attracted to fatties" even though she herself is fat? That TOTALLY makes her a fatlitist.

Fatlitist by truthinessyo June 16, 2009

flatulatas 

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

flatulatas by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

Flatulicious 

Flatulance with a simultaneously disgusting and yet delicious fragrance that only the person who passed the gas could appreciate. A fart that has a morbidly fetid aroma that could be compared to rotting flesh.

After someone ripped a noisy fart in the elevator all of the occupants agreed that it was flatulicious. The culprit commented "um,rich"

Flatulicious by StevieD May 17, 2007