Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

Fiber Seeking Backhoe by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

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fiber fucking

Physical contact between clothed persons that mimics sexual intercourse. Dry humping.

— Have you hit that yet, bro?
~ No, but I've been fiber fucking the shit out of her on my sister's couch.

fiber fucking by zmiles December 27, 2007

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fiber-bomb

A psyllium fiber drink, taken with gusto. Similar to Jager-bombs (Jagermeister liquor and RedBull), but with no alcohol; usually Metamucil and water.

Man, I was having terrible shits all week, so I took a fiber-bomb; the very next day I had the best dump of my life - only an insurance-wipe was required!

fiber-bomb by KleenBreak May 11, 2010

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fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.

Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.

fiber optics by B+ November 29, 2003

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