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Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
Fender Ketchup by flashadams November 12, 2006
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Fender Jaguar 

The Fender Jaguar is an electric guitar created in 1962 by company founder Leo Fender.

Based on the Jazzmaster which had a late-1950's surf rock following, the aim was to take the existing blueprint and make it more suitable for that genre. The neck's length was reduced, more switches were added for more tonal options, brighter pickups were used and a special device called a mute was created.

These extra features gave the guitar far more attack and a very aggressive percussive tone. Sadly, the Jaguar also had technical problems due to a complicated bridge design which affected the sustain and could render the guitar nearly unplayable if not set up just right. Both of these factors originally made the guitar very unpopular compared to the simpler and allegedly more versatile Stratocaster and Telecaster, and the instrument was cancelled after thirteen years in production.

But thanks to grunge-era heroes Dinosuar Jr., Sonic Youth, Nirvana and Pavement, these guitars enjoyed a slow but steady surge of popularity for their unusual looks, sounds and affordability compared to other vintage Fender instruments.

Many indepedant builders have created solutions for the more problematic design aspects, and Fender itself has released different variations in the past decade, made in America, Japan and most recently Mexico.

The Jaguar is still considered a "cult" instrument but more and more players are finding it is the best guitar for them.
Timmy: "Dude, I just got myself a Japanese-made Fender Jaguar. It was a little tricky to set up but the tone, looks and feel are amazing! I like it better than my other Fenders now."

Kenny: "Sweet. I've always wanted to get one of those."

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Popular upgrades for the Jaguar include fitting a Mustang bridge or a Mastery bridge to replace the original, adding a Buzz Stop, changing the pickups and replacing the electronics. All of these change the tone and feel but can make the guitar more versatile and reliable depending on the player.
Fender Jaguar by zackpliskin November 10, 2009
A Dutch Minecraft youtuber that streams on twitch. Widely known for his coding in Minecraft to provide interesting twists to the game and contributions to the Dream SMP. Ran in the 2020 L'manberg Election for the SMP alongside Nihachu (Niki) as #Coconut2020 however losing with a percentage of 9% (20,000 votes).
His fox Minecraft avatar has caused many jokes throughout his time as a content creator, being referred to as a furry.
"Did you hear that Fundy promised cookies to the nation if we vote him for president?"
"What a great guy"
A dutch programmer and streamer that plays minecraft.
"Where is Fundy?"
"I don't know, the last time he streamed was a week ago."
Fundy by notfundy September 13, 2020

fend that 

Defend yourself from what the opposing person has said or done to you.
Nuski: "Yo Fifty you look like a broke Metro Boomin"
Tommy: "FEND THAT FIFTY"
fend that by ogfifty October 16, 2017

Fenderise 

The use of male genitalia to protect the distance between two precious closing objects
James fenderised his cock between the bow of his ride and the stand on vessel
Fenderise by Limbic Candy May 5, 2019