Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical
female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by
non-Twilight fans, and
safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the
book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter
27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or -
SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.
Twilight
Fangirl #
1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #
1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"