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The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.
Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
The Falconer by Falconerd April 25, 2010
1. the really creepy guy in the office mail room

In ref. to character from SNL.
Stop laughing here comes the falconer with the Fed Ex.
falconer by thecharles September 22, 2007

Falcowned 

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"
Falcowned by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008
Don't be such a falconer bro!
Falconer by Champ Longfellow April 16, 2015

Falcowned 

Falcowned is similar in use to the word pwned. The word is more specific to losing a match in Super Smash Bros against the character Falco but can be applied to 'owning' someone in general be it through gaming ability, wit, physical ability etc.
Joe got Falcowned by a level 6 yoshi
Falcowned by Dan Wright December 9, 2008